Tonight's the night that we got the truck

We're goin' downtown gonna beat up drunks

Your turn to drive I'll bring the beer

It's the late late shift to one to fear

And ride, ride how we ride

We ride, lowride

It's roundup time where the good whores meet

Gonna drag one screaming off the street

And ride, ride how we ride

Got a black uniform and a silver badge

Playin' cops for real, playin' cops for pay

Let's ride, lowride

Pull down your dress here's a kick in the ass

Let's beat you blue 'til you shit in your pants

Don't move, child gotta big black stick

There's six of us, babe so suck on my dick

And ride, ride how we ride

Let's ride, lowride

The left newspapers migth whine a bit

But the guys at the station they don't give a shit

Dispatch calls 'Are you doin' something wicked?'

'No siree, Jack, we're just givin' tickets'

As we ride, ride how we ride

Let's ride, lowride