Well I fell asleep in my jeans again
Sun drilling a hole in my aching head
Can't find the keys to my damn car
And I'm scared to check my credit card
But I made it to my house so it could be worse

I cross my heart, I'll never drink again
Just leave me here to die and blame it on my friends
Time after time I never seem to learn
After fifteen shots of Jameson
the morning always hurts
I feel like shit

I was only going out for one
Then you showed up and it all went wrong
And we got to talking, they got to pouring
And we shut her down at three in the morning
Save the stories, I don't wanna know

I cross my heart, I'll never drink again
Just leave me here to die and blame it on my friends
Time after time I keep on coming back
There's a train inside my cranium
and it's running off the tracks
I feel like shit

Oh no
I see your name as my phone starts to ring
Oh whoa
It's happy hour at Margaritaville
I know I said I wouldn't
but just for one I will

I cross my heart, ain't staying out for long
Go on, make mine a double
feels like I'm living in a song
My oh my, tequila and a lime
I swear I've read this book before a few too many times
And I'm feeling pretty good right now
but I know come morning time
I'll feel like shit
Like shit