Kick me, I'm a celebrity
Kick me, I'm a celebrity
Kick me, I'm a celebrity
Kick me, I'm a celebrity
Losers not invited
Losers not invited

Kick me, I'm a celebrity
Kick me, I'm a celebrity
Kick me, I'm a celebrity
Kick me, I'm a celebrity
Losers not invited
Losers not invited

Look now
Everybody can see
Look now
Everybody can see
Love me, love me

Kick me, I'm an arrogant, prick me
I'm an arrogant
Kick mе, I'm an arrogant, prick me
I'm an arrogant
I'm a selfish asshole
I'm a sеlfish asshole

Kick me, I'm a royalty
Kick me, I'm a royalty
Kick me, I'm a royalty
Kick me, I'm a royalty
Poverty disgusts me, poverty disgusts me
But I'm such a likable guy, but I'm such a likable guy
Love me, love me

I'm a lovely guy, I'm a lovely guy
Kick it, kick it
So I know you're there
I do appreciate you as I would a chair
So I can sit on you and you will see
How much that you depend on me

I, love it when you
Love it when you
Really love it when you
Treat me like a scumbag, treat me like a scumbag

Fuck me, I'm a billionaire
Fuck me, I'm a billionaire
Fuck me, I'm a billionaire
Fuck me, I'm a billionaire
I love the attention, I love the attention

Kick me, I'm a celebrity
Kick me, I'm a celebrity
Kick me, I'm a celebrity
Kick me, I'm a celebrity
Losers not invited
Losers not invited
I'm such a sensitive guy, I'm such a sensitive guy
Love me, love me

Kick it, kick it, kick it, kick it
Love me, love me, love me, love me, love me
Kick it, kick it, kick it, kick it, kick it, kick it, kick it
Love me, love me, love me, love me, love