I could never be a member
A member of your club
Even if you made me president
They're principals because
I'm a contrarian
I'm a contrarian

Rave about the latest movie
I might tell you that it sucks
When I know nothing about it
Just don't want to feel like schmuck
I'm a contrarian
I'm a contrarian

And I don't know what makes me tick
And if I come across sounding like
A dick-playing stupid games
It's just that I can't stand when
Everybody thinks and does the same
I can't help it!
I'm a - I'm a contrarian
Born to go against the grain