Everything you say is contradictory

You can't have been in one place and another

at the same time

Of all those lives, which one is the right one?

Each of these lives is the right one

Every path is the right path

"Everything could have been anything else

and it would have just as much meaning"

Tennessee Willians

You can't be dead and still be here

You can't not exist

Is there life after death?

"After death"

How can you be so sure you even exist?

You don't exist

Neither do I

We only live in the imagination

of a nine years old child

We are imagined by nine years old child

faced with an impossible choice