[Intro - 4/4 time, all chords 1/2 measure each] Gm7 Dm7 Gm7 Dm7 Ab Bb Ab Bb [Verses] Cm Bb Eb Once there was this kid who Once there was this girl who Once there was this boy whose Ab Eb Bb Eb got into an accident and couldn't come to school, but wouldn't go and change with the girls in the change room. And parents made him come directly home right after school. And Ab Bb when he finally came back when they finally made her when they went to their church Bb Eb Ab Eb Bb his hair had turned from black into bright white. He they saw birthmarks all over her body. She they shook and lurched all over the church floor. He B Eb B said that it was from when the cars had smashed couldn't quite ex plain it. They'd always just couldn't quite ex plain it. They'd always just Bb Ab so hard. [To Chorus] been there. [To Chorus, then to Bridge] gone there. [To Chorus, then fade] [Chorus] Gm7 Dm7 Gm7 Dm7 Ab Bb Mmm mmm mmm mmm. Mmm mmm mmm mmm. Gm7 Dm7 Gm7 Dm7 Ab Bb Mmm mmm mmm mmm. Mmm mmm mmm mmm. [Bridge] Fm Eb Bb But both girl and boy were glad Fm Eb Bb Ab that one kid had it worse than that 'Cause ... Typed by Joshua Bardwell - gt6234b@prism.gatech.edu