Good evening, ladies and gentlemen
I have a story to tell you of ones slow decline
Where a girl yanked on the strings
To break this man's heart


Oh lord, I think I deserve a little better than this
I think I've earned it
So I'll just keep humming this song
And hope you follow


Turn me over, roll me 'round
To find the truth that I don't want found
Oh, don't believe everything you hear
I'm the snake waiting for you dear
And eventually you'll come to me
I know you will... oh, I know you will


You're lipstick-crazy, I make my pass
The drink turns over, the glass smashed
And with the kindness and my smarts
I replace your pleasure
With a friend at the bottom


Turn me over, roll me 'round
To find the truth that I don't want found
Oh, don't believe everything you hear
I'm the snake waiting for you dear
And eventually you'll come to me
I know you will


Ooh, it's my fate to be your biggest mistake
Oh, oh, I'll tell you all you want to hear
Until you scream


I know you will


Oh, goodnight, oh, goodnight, fair lady


Oh, turn me over, roll me 'round
To find the truth that I don't want found
Oh, don't believe everything you hear
I'm the snake waiting for you dear
And eventually you'll come to me
And eventually you'll come to me


Oh, we can agree to disagree
Maybe that was you then, but now this is me
And eventually you'll come to me
Baby, I know you will


(Caution: second identity identified)