Hello to all the people who are sad
Hello to all the people who are mad
And hello to all the people who’ll disappear without a trace
Who will never really find their place in the world

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All I ever wanted to do is sing the shower song for you
When I’m alone in my bathroom
And I don’t have anything better to do
All I ever wanted to do was sing the shower song for you
All I ever wanted to do was sing the shower song for you

Hello to all the people from out of town
And hello to all you people who never had a chance
And hello to all those people
We’ll never really find our place in the world

[chorus]

Hello to all the people in the world
I’m afraid I don’t have much to say to world
But don’t worry I’m not gonna judge ya
Cause my bedroom is quite the mess
And I’ve caused my loved ones great distress
And no matter how perfect that I think that I seem
When I sing in the shower it’s still off-key

[chorus]
All I ever wanted to do was sing the shower song for you