I remember the day the Titanic sunk in my bathtub
They couldn’t save it cause it had fallen down the drain
And was floating aimlessly somewhere beneath New York City

Don’t you tell me that you need room to breathe
If you needed room to breathe you’d take your foot out of your mouth
And if I’m gonna fall
Then I’ll fall right on you
Even if I’m not worth the air you breathe

I remember the day they bought Manhattan from the Village People for some costume jewelry
It was a good deal
They couldn’t save it cause in the end no one cared.

Don’t you tell me that you need room to breathe
If you needed room to breathe you’d take your foot out of your mouth
And if I’m gonna fall
Then I’ll fall right on you
Even if I’m not worth the air you breathe

I remember the day Floyd Patterson got pink eye by dropping acid with The Madcap Laughs
And all the king’s men
They couldn’t save him ‘cause they were waiting for the movie

Don’t you tell me that you need room to breathe
If you needed room to breathe
You’d take your foot out of your mouth
And if I’m gonna fall
Then I’ll fall right on you
Even if I’m not worth the air you breathe
Even if some people are better off left alone