Mr. Kristian is not a quiet guy
He says he's swedish, but I think it's a lie

We know he doesn't come from there
We know he doesn't come from there
Mr. Kristian comes from everywhere!

He went to Bolivia and went down to death road
He went to Colombia and met Escobar's Bro

We know he doesn't come from there
We know he doesn't come from there
Mr. Kristian comes from everywhere

In Jericoacoara he rode a horse
Killed an alligator in Nepal without remorse

We know he doesn't come from there
We know he doesn't come from there
Mr. Kristian comes from everywhere

Mr Kristian
Mr Kristian
Underscore!