"Where Everybody Knows Your Name" by Gary Portnoy

Making your way in the world today
Takes everything you've got
Taking a break from all your worries
Sure would help a lot
Wouldn't you like to get away

All those nights when you've got no lights
The check is in the mail
And your little angel hung the cat up by it's tail
And your third fiance didn't show
Sometimes you wanna go...

CHORUS:
Where everybody knows your name
And they're always glad you came
You wanna be where you can see
Our troubles are all the same
You wanna be where
Everybody knows your name

Roll out of bed Mr. Coffee's dead
The morning's looking bright
And your shrink ran off to Europe
And didn't even write
And your husband wants to be a girl
Be glad there's one place in the world...

CHORUS:
Where everybody knows your name
And they're always glad you came
You wanna go where people know
People are all the same
You wanna go where
Everybody knows your name

Where everybody knows your name
And they're always glad you came...