At seven o' clock I'll take you to the dance
At nine o' clock we'll be taking off our pants
Your parents marriage might be a mess
But we'll deny the pain with a brand new dress

It's prom
It's prom
I'm taking you to the prom

Beep beep
We're going in a rented Mercedes
Just watch out for those dumpster babies
I may be hip but I go something hipper
You put it in drinks
And it's easy to slip her

It's prom
It's prom
I'm taking you to the prom
Bitch

Get in the back of my van you whore
(cool dance)
The End:)