Mr. Green, did you see her standing there?
Mr. Green, maybe you just didn't care
In the library with scarlett, how dare she intrude?
Such a prude
Hopelessly clever she's ruffled her feathers anew
What to do?

Woah, what about me?
Mr. Green, were you taken by surprise?
Were you grieved or relieved it went awry?
Armed with a spanner, she lost all her mannerly couth
It's nothing new
Caught in her sadness and driven toward madness

She blew her final fuse
Woah
Till they figure out that
She's the one who sent me here
I have to leave it all up to you, oh, you

Mr. Green, would you be her alibi?
And make believe what you need to make it by?
It's only love they say
Why do you love her the way that you do?
Are you awaiting or simply negating the truth
You partial sleuth?
Woah, what about me?
Mr. Green, oh mr. Green
Mr. Green