Bang! Bang!
He said Captain he said what
He said Captain he said what you want
He said Captain he said what (x3)
He said Captain he said what whooo!
He said Captain he said what (x3)
He said Captain he said what Whooo!
Whooo! ha ha ha!
Well I woke up this morning I was feeling fine
But this cat starts banging man what a swine
So I called reception but there's no avail
That's why I'm telling you this sorry tale
He went bang (bang) I said shut up
He went bang (bang) I said wrap up
Well I'm aware that the guy must do his work
But the piledriver man drove me berserk

He said Captain I said what
He said Captain I said what
He said Captain he said what
He said Captain he said what you want

Once a lifetime twice a day
If you don't work you get no pay
I've been to the east I been to the west
But the girls I like most are the ones undressed
Well hello Adam where you been
I said stand aside 'cos I'm a- feeling mean
I had a gut full of you and I'm a- feeling bad
But you're an ugly old potterer and ain't I glad

He said Captain I said what (x4)
He said Captain I said what you want
He said Captain he said what (x3)
He said Captain he said what whooo!

Bang!
bang!
He said Captain he said what
He said Captain he said what you want
He said Captain he said what (x3)
He said Captain he said what whoooo!
He said Captain he said what (x3)
He said Captain he said what you fucking want