Ti met a girl she said her name was sue, Ooh Oh Oh-Lalala
she said that she like to drink beer from my shoe, Ooh Oh Oh-Lalala
she said that she like to drink beer from my shoe
she said that she like to drink beer from my shoe

i met a girl she said her name was pat, Ooh Oh Oh-Lalala
she said that her titties were big round and fat, Ooh Oh Oh-Lalala
she said that her titties were big round and fat
she said that her titties were big round and fat

i met a girl she said her name was ann, Ooh Oh Oh-Lalala
she blew up my monkey and screamed when i came, Ooh Oh Oh-Lalala
she blew up my monkey and screamed when i came
she blew up my monkey and screamed when i came

i met a girl she said her name was lee, Ooh Oh Oh-Lalala
she scared me when i found out she was a he, Ooh Oh Oh-Lalala
she scared me when i found out she was a he
she scared me when i found out she was a he

i met this girl she said her name was jane, Ooh Oh Oh-Lalala
she said that she likes to use lots of cocaine, Ooh Oh Oh-Lalala
she said that she likes to use lots of ...caine
she said that she likes to use lots of ...caine

i met a girl she said her name was sue, Ooh Oh Oh-Lalala
she said that she like to drink beer from my shoe, Ooh Oh Oh-Lalala
she said that she like to drink beer from my shoe
she said that she like to drink beer from my shoe

i met a girl she said her name was pat, Ooh Oh Oh-Lalala
she said that her titties were big round and fat, Ooh Oh Oh-Lalala
she said that her titties were big round and fat
she said that her titties were big round and fat