Maybe you would like me better
If i had a bank account
And an argyle sweater
I've listened to you talk
You say your life is a bore
First you got your silver spoon
And now you want more

Im the kind of guy
Who takes life as it goes
On numerous occasions
Ill be pickin my nose
I sometimes take a bath
But try not to over do it
I dont like to read books
And when i do i just flip thru it

Im not a vegetarian
I like to eat red meat
I seldom wear a shirt and tie
Or shoes on my feet
I know i dont have money
And my bank account is low
And when i take a girlie out
Its taco bell we go