Yeah, standing by the three kings and I thought I saw a star
[mumble]
I could smell the holy spirit, it was coming from the bar
[mumble]

CHORUS:
It's magic they said, back from the dead
It's not Christmas yet, God's not coming back

[mumble]
God's not coming back [mumble]

You turn my water into wine, you fix my table, it's just fine
Two ton rocks he rolled away, Lepers cured every Sunday
["OK, goodnight, thank you very much,
be back next Sunday, alright?"]

REPEAT CHORUS

SOLO

Hanging with Magdalene
He never dug the little queen
["She's a little stunner, you know what I mean?"]
You look like Ian Gillan but I bet you couldn't scream
Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!!

REPEAT CHORUS

God's not coming back (x3)

Oh well...