I found Heavy Metal when I was just a kid It grabbed by the nards like no other music did I became obsessed with it, I had to have it faster More Heavy and more brutal Metal was my Master, Master
One day I met this dirt bag loser from the city Started talking Metal, said my taste was shitty Then he tried to challenge me because I didn't look it Want to know who's really Metal? Fucking see you in the pit
You claimin' I'm not Metal? What's this shit you’re talkin’ You say that I’m not hard enough and I should stick to Dokken Metal's a competition, I’m not hardcore like you Well may you think you’re Metal, I’m More Metal Than You Played d&d with Dio, I’m More Metal Than You Got kicked out of Rock in Rio, I’m More Metal Than You I licked Lemmy's mole, I’m More Metal Than You My cat's name is Manowar, I’m More Metal Than You
Metal is inside me, I guess it always will be Liked it since I’m 10, and now I’m fucking 40 Yeah I’m still obsessed it, I always want it faster More evil and more fucked up Will always be Master, Master (Bater!)
One day I met this dickhead, said that I’m a poser Because I look like a creepy daddy, And there's something in my noser??? He said I wasn’t Metal, guess I could debate it But we should turn our anger on the assholes that hate it
If you’re telling me you’re metal, but not compared to me I’m slayer and you’re PPPP or seven mary three Metals not a competition, guess it is for you You may think you’re Metal but, I’m More Metal Than You Bruce Dickinson is my co-pilot, I’m More Metal Than You Liked Anvil before the movie, I’m More Metal Than You King Diamond sent me a Christmas card, I’m More Metal Than You I headbutt Sharon Osbourne, I’m More Metal Than You More Metal Than You (x3)
One of the things I love about being a metalhead is, when you meet another metal fan, it’s like meeting a brother or sister you didn’t know. But every once in a while you meet an asshole that challenges you. It becomes “who’s more metal”. Dude, I’m a grown man, you know what? I could tell you how Metal I am, but i'd rather have my friends sing it. Mark, tell them how Metal I am. He's so fucking Metal. That’s right, I’m Super Fucking Metal. Super Fucking Metal.
You say that I’m not Metal, you don’t fucking know me I’m Slayer, Venom, Mayhem, you're white lion blowin’ Jovi If Metal is a competition, game over you're through You thought that you were Metal, I’m More Metal Than You I burned a church in Norway, I’m More Metal Than You I can name four guys in Krokus, I’m More Metal Than You Gene Simmons was my moyal, I’m More Metal Than You More Metal Than You (x3)