We're either all the way left or all the way right
The only time we meet in the middle is to fight
The rich get richer, the rest get a little more broke
We're gonna need a bigger boat

The floods down south, the fires out west
You turn on the news, scares you to death
Give me that hammer, somebody hold my coat
Yeah, we're gonna need a bigger boat

We spilled wine all over the map and
We keep waiting on the wind to blow
We can't agree (We can't agree)
On who should be captain (On who should be captain)
So we can't keep this thing afloat

Can't eat this, you can't eat that
Is there anything that ain't giving cancer to rats?
The safest thing in the air is the cigarette smoke
We're gonna need (We're gonna need)
A bigger boat (A bigger boat)

We spilled wine (We spilled wine)
All over the map and (All over the map and)
We keep waiting on the wind to blow (On the wind to blow)
We can't agree on who should be captain
So we can't keep this thing afloat

We're springing a leak, we're coming apart
We're on the Titanic, but we think it's the Ark
Sharks in the water got me thinking 'bout a movie quote
Yeah, we're gonna need (We're gonna need)
A bigger boat (A bigger boat)
Ah, we're gonna need a bigger boat