My teacher asked me where my homework
was and that's when I told her
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Policeman caught me doing ninety
And that's when he pulled me over
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A hippie with a tambourine asking me
If I could spare a dollar
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Some douchebag at the club
Tries to pick a fight and grabs my collar
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(One) when I'm not feeling it
(Two) when someone's full of sh!t
(Three) when I get cut off at the bar
To make a getaway
It's all you've gotta say
(Quatro! Sinco! Seis)
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My nephew asked me if I'd take him
To the Jonas Brothers movie
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Walking my dog I saw a sign that says to
please pick up the doodie
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A guy walks up and says "Doda esta casel de pepe"
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(One) So many different uses
(Two) You don't need no excuses
(Three) It's as easy as the third grade
The perfect getaway
It's all you've gotta say
(Quatro! Sinco! Seis!)
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Did you brush your teeth?
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Where'd you leave your pants?
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Did you feed the fish?
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Do you like my band?
Wait .. don't answer that!

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Do you wanna buy some Girl Scout cookies?
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Did one of you guys pee in the pool?
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Hey! how 'bout we all get together
and go to the ballet!?
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Can I borrow that beer?
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Hahahahahaha hhaaa
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