8 o'clock Monday night and I'm waiting To finally talk to a girl a little cooler than me Her name is Nona she's a rocker with a nose ring She wears a 2-way, but I'm not quite sure what that means
And when she walks, all the wind blows and the angels sing But, she doesn't notice me
Cause she's watching wrestling Creaming over tough guys Listening to rap metal Turntables in her eyes
Chorus It's like a bad movie; she's looking through me, if you were me than you'd be, Screaming, "someone shoot me," as I fail miserably, Trying to get the GIRL ALL THE BAD GUYS WANT ...
She likes the Godsmack and I like Agent Orange Her CD changer's full of singers that are mad at their dad She said she'd like to score some refer and a 40oz She'll never know that I'm the best that she'll never have
And when she walks, all the wind blows and the angels sing But, she'll never notice me
Cause she's watching wrestling Creaming over tough guys Listening to rap metal Turntables in her eyes She likes them with a mustache Racetrack season pass Driving in a Trans Am Does a mullet make a man?
There she goes again with fishnets on And dread locks in her hair She broke my heart I want to be sedated All I wanted was to see her naked
Now I'm watching wrestling Trying to be a tough guy Listening to rap metal Turn tables in my eyes I can't grow a mustache and I ain't got no season pass All I got's a moped