(Snoop) Yea! gotta say whats up to my nigga slick Rick fo those who don't like it, eat a dick. but for those who wit me, sing dat shit. as it go a little something like this.
lodi dodi. we likes to party. we don't cause trouble, we don't bother nobody. We're just some niggas who on the mike, and when we walk up up on the mike we rock the mike. (Right!) for all my dogs keepin yall in health. Just to see u smile and enjoy yourself. cus its cool when u cause a cozy condition in, which we create cuz thats our mission. So listen close to what we say because this type of shit happens everyday. I woke up around ten o clock in the mornin and gave myself a stretch up a mornin yawnin.went to the bathroom to wash up. I threw some soap up on my face and put my hands up on a cup and said uh "mirror mirror on the wall. who is the top dog of them all?" there was a rubel double, five minutes it lasted. The mirror said, "you are you conceited bastard." well thats true, thats why we never have no beef. so i slipped of my khakis and my gold leaves use oil of L.A cus your skin gets pale. and then i got the file for my fingernail. im true to the style on my behalf. I threw the bubbles in tub so i can take a bubble bath. Clean, dry was my body and hair. I threw on my brand new doggy underwear. For all the bitches i might bring home, i got the johnson baby powder and coolwater cologne. now im fresh, dressed like a million bucks. Threw on my white socks with my all blue chucks. stepped out the house stopped short. Oh no! I went back in, i forgot my indo. then i dearly dally,i ran through an alley, i bumped into this smoker named sally from the valley. This was a girl playing hard to get so i said whats wrong cus she looked upset she said
Its all because of you. im feelin sad and blue. u went away. now my life is filled with rainy days. i loved u so, how much u'll never know. cus u took ur dope away from me. (crying)
Damn! now what was i to do? She's cryin over me and she was feelin blue. i said um " don't cry, dry ur eye. here comes ur mother with those two little guys." her mean mother steps and sais to me "Hi!" Decked sally in the face and punched her in the Eye! punched her in her belly and stepped on her feet. Slammed the child on the hard concrete. The bitch was strong. The kids was gone. Something was wrong i said "what was goin on?" I tried to break it up i said" stop it just leave her!" she said " if i can't smoke none, she can't neither!" she grabbed me closely by my socks. and so i broke the hell out and grabbed my sack of rocks. But um, they gave chase, they caught up quick. They started crying on my shoes and grabbin my dick. and saying" Why don't u give me a play, so we can break it down the long beach way. and if u give me that ok. I'll give u all my love today. Doggy,doggy,doggy, cant u see? somehow your words just hypnotize me. And i just love your jazzy ways. doggy dogg your love is here to stay!"
and on and on and on she kept going. The bitch been around before my mothers born. i said "Cheer up" so i gave her a hit. I said"you can't have me im too young for u bitch!" She sais" no ur not" then she starts crying. i sais" im 19" she sais"stop lying!" i sais "i am! go asks my motha.and with ur wrinkled pussy i can be your lover!" yea, uh tick tock u don't stop and to the tick tock and u don't quit yea, tick tock u don't stop and to the tick tock u won't quit Biotch!