Got a flat in Timbuktu Waiting for AAA And I saw that single headlight through the rain Flagged the geezer in the car down, He was going the wrong way We sped away and left rubber on all four lanes He pulled a quick u-turn, And hit a pickup from Montana While plowin' down a fire hydrant too Windshield wipers slappin' time As he committed several traffic crimes This man's like a one man wreckin' crew
Speedin's just a little bit of what he put me through He went off the road and hit a tree Yeah drivin' can't be easy when you're 4 foot 2. Drivin's not that difficult to do, But it's difficult to do if you're Mr. Magoo
When we drove right through a coal mine And hit a school bus filled with nuns We dragged along a string of traffic poles Through all kinds of weather Through eighteen hit and runs I still love that baby Kept us on the run
One day he lost his specs Oh lord! He let 'em slip away Still lookin' for them glasses I hope he finds them. Well I’d trade all of my tomorrows for some Dramamine today I just hope they know which body bag is mine.
Speedin's just a little bit of what he put me through His drivin', you know it scared the pee right out of me, yeah He' s swervin' and he's weaving', and he doesn't have a clue You know divan’s not that difficult to do But it's difficult to do if you're Mr. Magoo
Oh, lucky for us I know a little used shortcut Oh look out, oh look out, Oh look out, oh look out, Oh look out, watch out now Mr. Magoo.