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Welcome To The Internet

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Welcome to the internet
Have a look around
Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found
We've got mountains of content
Some better, some worse
If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first


Welcome to the internet
Come and take a seat
Would you like to see the news
Or any famous women's feet?
There's no need to panic
This isn't a test, haha!
Just nod or shake your head and we'll do the rest


Welcome to the internet
What would you prefer?
Would you like to fight for civil rights
Or tweet a racial slur?
Be happy!
Be horny!
Be bursting with rage!
We got a million different ways to engage


Welcome to the internet
Put your cares aside
Here's a tip for straining pasta
Here's a nine-year-old who died
We got movies, and doctors, and fantasy sports
And a bunch of colored pencil drawings
of all the different characters in Harry Potter fucking each other


Welcome to the internet
Hold on to your socks
'cause a random guy
Just kindly sent you photos of his cock
They are grainy and off-putting
He just sent you more
Don't act surprised
You know you like it, you whore


See a man beheaded
Get offended, see a shrink
Show us pictures of your children
Tell us every thought you think
Start a rumor, buy a broom
Or send a death threat to a boomer
Or Dm a girl and groom her
Do a Zoom or find a tumor in your-
Here's a healthy breakfast option
You should kill your mom
Here's why women never fuck you
Here's how you can build a bomb
Which Power Ranger are you?
Take this quirky quiz!
Obama sent the immigrants
To vaccinate your kids


Could I interest you in everything
All of the time?
A little bit of everything
All of the time
Apathy's a tragedy
And boredom is a crime
Anything and everything
All of the time

Could I interest you in everything
All of the time?
A little bit of everything
All of the time
Apathy's a tragedy
And boredom is a crime
Anything and everything
All of the time


You know, it wasn't always like this


Not very long ago
Just before your time
Right before the towers fell
Circa '99


This was catalogues
Travel blogs
A chat room or two
We set our sights and spent our nights
Waiting
For you
You
Insatiable you
Mommy let you use her ipad
You were barely two
And it did all the things
We designed it to do


Now look at you
Oh!
Look at you
You, you!
Unstoppable, watchable
Your time is now
Your inside's out
Honey, how you grew
And if we stick together
Who knows what we'll do
It was always the plan
To put the world in your hand


[*laughing hysterically*]

Could I interest you in everything
All of the time?
A bit of everything
All of the time
Apathy's a tragedy
And boredom is a crime
Anything and everything
All of the time

Could I interest you in everything
All of the time?
A little bit of everything
All of the time
Apathy's a tragedy
And boredom is a crime
Anything and everything and
Anything and everything and
Anything and everything and
All of the time.

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