If you'd have told me a year ago
That I'd be locked inside of my home
(Ah, ah, ah)
I would have told you, a year ago
Interesting; now leave me alone

Sorry that I look like a mess
(Ah, ah, ah)
I booked a haircut, but it got rescheduled
Robert's been a little depressed, no
And so, today, I'm gonna try just

Getting up, sitting down, going back to work
Might not help, but still, it couldn't hurt
I'm sitting down, writing jokes, singing silly songs
I'm sorry I was gone

But look, I made you some content
Daddy made you your favorite, open wide
Here comes the content
It's a beautiful day to stay inside