My mom
She gave me a dollar
She told me to buy a collar
But I didn't buy no collar
Instead I bought some Bubble Gum
Bazooka, zooka Bubble Gum (X2)

My mom
She gave me a quarter
She told me to tip the porter
But I didn't tip no porter
I bought some Bubble Gum
Bazooka, zooka Bubble Gum (X2)

My mom
She gave a dime
She told me to buy a lime
But I didn't buy no lime
Instead I bought some Bubble Gum
Bazooka, zooka Bubble Gum (X2)

My mom
She gave me a nickel
She told me to buy a pickle
But I didn't buy no pickle
I bought some Bubble Gum
Bazooka, zooka Bubble Gum (X2)

My mom
She gave me a penny
She told me to buy some Bubble Gum
So I bought myself some gum!