Calcutta, I am a taxidriver in
Calcutta, I drive my little taxi in
Calcutta, taxi taxi taxi in
Calcutta, I am a taxidriverman...

Cal-Cal-Calcu-Calcutta-Eh-Oh-Eh

To the Bassline...

Bass...

Ladies and Gentlemen...
' Have the pleasure...
To give you...

The taxidriverman!

One day when I got hungry I sold the wooden house
Thad to visit uncle Gandhi who lives in Calcutta town
Uncle Gandhi is rich he's a taxidriverman
And I know that he will help me as much as he can (Bass!)

A taxidriverman is what I want to be
But there are no customers who want to ride with me
I don't know why it could be that I'm almost blind
But every street in Calcutta I can find

Calcutta, I am a taxidriver in
Calcutta, I drive my little taxi in
Calcutta, taxi taxi taxi in
Calcutta, I am a taxidriverman

A taxidriverman is what I want to be
(To the Bass!)

I love to drive the taxi I like it very much
Even though I have no license I always find the clutch
I can drive without my hands I can drive without my feet
And I have no problem keeping taxi on the street

A taxidriverman is what I want to be
I love to drive the taxi I like it very much
A taxidriverman...
A taxidriverman...
A taxidriver...
A taxidriver...
A taxidriverman!

Calcutta, I am a taxidriver in
Calcutta, I drive my little taxi in
Calcutta, taxi taxi taxi in
Calcutta, taxi taxi taxi in
Calcutta, I am a taxidriver in...
I am a taxidriver in...