Calcutta, I am a taxidriver in

Calcutta, I drive my little taxi in

Calcutta, taxi taxi taxi in

Calcutta, I am a taxidriverman...

Cal-Cal-Calcu-Calcutta-Eh-Oh-Eh

To the Bassline...

Bass...

Ladies and Gentlemen...

' Have the pleasure...

To give you...

The taxidriverman!

One day when I got hungry I sold the wooden house

Thad to visit uncle Gandhi who lives in Calcutta town

Uncle Gandhi is rich he's a taxidriverman

And I know that he will help me as much as he can (Bass!)

A taxidriverman is what I want to be

But there are no customers who want to ride with me

I don't know why it could be that I'm almost blind

But every street in Calcutta I can find

Calcutta, I am a taxidriver in

Calcutta, I drive my little taxi in

Calcutta, taxi taxi taxi in

Calcutta, I am a taxidriverman

A taxidriverman is what I want to be

(To the Bass!)

I love to drive the taxi I like it very much

Even though I have no license I always find the clutch

I can drive without my hands I can drive without my feet

And I have no problem keeping taxi on the street

A taxidriverman is what I want to be

I love to drive the taxi I like it very much

A taxidriverman...

A taxidriverman...

A taxidriver...

A taxidriver...

A taxidriverman!

Calcutta, I am a taxidriver in

Calcutta, I drive my little taxi in

Calcutta, taxi taxi taxi in

Calcutta, taxi taxi taxi in

Calcutta, I am a taxidriver in...

I am a taxidriver in...