Right now he's probably slow dancing with a
bleached-blond tramp,
and she's probably getting frisky...
right now, he's probably buying her some fruit little
drink cause she can't shoot whiskey...

Right now, he's probably up behind her with a
pool-stick, showing her how to shoot a combo...

And he don't know...

That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little
souped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats...
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.

Right now, she's probably up singing some
white-trash version of Shania karaoke..
Right now, she's probably saying "I'm drunk"
and he's a thinking that he's gonna get lucky,
Right now, he's probably dabbing on 3 dollars worth of
that bathroom polo...
And he don't know...

That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little
souped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats,
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...

Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
I might've saved a little trouble for the next girl,
Cause the next time that he cheats...
Oh, you know it won't be on me!

No...not on me
'Cause I dug my key into the side of his pretty little
souped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats...
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...

Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
Oh.. Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats...
Ohh... before he cheats...