We're knights, that's right!
With smarts and strength and guts and might!
We're never ever rude, always polite
our knightly skills are out of sight!
We're knights, that's right!
We're knights, that's right!

Just yesterday we rode our horses 'cross the fields
We came upon some ogres
and we stopped them with our shields
Then I saw an angry troll, I thought I was a goner!
But I jumped down and trapped him, I did it for your honor!
Next we crossed the river then scaled the cliffs of doom
Then we took a little break and went to the bathroom

We crept into the forest just as it was getting dark!
We heard a little crackle and that's when we said, "Hark! "
We saw a brutest beast that's when we said halt
Then we had him for our breakfast with some butter and salt!

We're knights, that's right!
With smarts and strength and guts and might!
We're never ever rude, always polite
our knightly skills are out of sight!
We're knights, that's right!
We're knights, that's right!