(Verse #1)
Cl
Who's the girl who's got bad on her mind? Who thinks evil thoughts with a smile and a wink?
Who's the girl with a plan to mess up mankind?

Uniqua
Me! I'm the Lady in Pink!

(Chorus #1)
Cl, Uniqua, and Tyrone
Lady in Pink! Lady in Pink!

Tyrone
She's bad, she's evil

Uniqua
And I'm worse than you think! Me! I'm the Lady in Pink!

(Verse #2)
Cl
Who's the girl who never plays nice and wishes that all rubber duckies would sink?
Who interrupts people and never thinks twice?

Uniqua
Me! I'm the Lady in Pink!

(Chorus #2)
Cl and Tyrone
Lady in Pink! Lady in Pink!

Tyrone
She does terrible things

Uniqua
Even worse than you think! I'm the Lady in Pink!

(Bridge)
Tyrone
She's selfish and cruel

Uniqua
And I totally rule

Cl
She'll stop at nothing to win, she cheats and she lies

Uniqua
I don't even like pie!

Cl
When there's bad to be done, count her in!

Uniqua
Those containers, you better forget
They'll be mine before you can blink

Tyrone
Wherever they are, you can bet who'll get them

Uniqua
Me! I'm the Lady in... Pink!

(Chorus #3)
Cl, Uniqua, Tyrone
Lady in Pink! Lady in Pink!

Tyrone
Is she totally evil?

Uniqua
Now what do you think?

Cl, Uniqua, Tyrone
Lady in Pink! Lady in Pink!

Uniqua
Me, me, me, me, me! I'm the Lady in Pink!