I stood at the door of a country motel A young entering married hell A Toyota truck is a young marrieds dream With "Just married" written in shaving cream And at the reception the uncles were kind They drank far too much and they were out of their minds A happier pair you'd be hard pressed to find Newly weds in the morning
I winked at the bridegroom "Hey how was the bride?" "She teased and she pleased and she let me inside" I winked at the bride said "Hey how was the groom?" "He pawed and he snored and he left me no room"
He was the husband and she was the wife Off the Noumea the time of their life Back home to boredom and marital strife Newly weds in the morning
Early nect morning he's cleaning the truck She picked up the flowers down on her luck He's cleaning the truck as I stood in the lane Watching the shaving cream wash down the drain
One more institution one more lucky pair One more pack of lies for those who will dare I could be worried but I just don't care Newly weds in the morning