One night in Vegas, we're playing a show
Shit got out of hand, you already know
We're on the stage, start playing Rage!
Did security just punch that kid in the face?

We lost our cool. Slapped that fool
A fight broke out and we got out before the cops came in
We're on the run, let's have some fun
Called our boy... Penthouse rager? So fuck me up!

Hell yeah! What happens in Vegas
Oh yeah! No one say shit!
Hell yeah, we came here to party
Oh fuck! But then we got arrested!

Hell yeah, Viva Las Vegas!
Oh yeah! Hot tubs and ragers
Hell yeah, we came here to party
Oh fuck! We're banned from coming back again!

Dude in the other room chaining his girl to a board
Did a human centipede just crawl across the floor?
Holy shit, that dude's drinking piss
Is that a threesome in the hot tub? What did I miss?

Hell yeah! What happens in Vegas
Oh yeah! No one say shit!
Hell yeah, we came here to party
Oh fuck! But then we got arrested!

Hell yeah, Viva Las Vegas!
Oh yeah! Hot tubs and ragers
Hell yeah, we came here to party
Oh fuck! We're banned from coming back again!

This was supposed to be another party song but we ran out of beer
The cops just showed up, They must've followed us here
The pigs are coming for me, but you know the deal

Hell yeah! What happens in Vegas
Oh yeah! No one say shit!
Hell yeah, we came here to party
Oh fuck! But then we got arrested!

Hell yeah, Viva Las Vegas!
Oh yeah! Hot tubs and ragers
Hell yeah, we came here to party
Oh fuck! We're banned from coming back again!

We're never comin' back again!
We're never comin' back again!