Bless my soul Herc was on a roll Person of the week in every greek opinion poll What a pro Herc could stop a show Point him at a monster and you're talking S. R. O He was a no one A zero, zero Now he's a hot shot He's a hero Here was a kid with his act down pat From zero to hero in no time flat Zero to hero just like that
When he smiled The girls went wild with Oohs and aahs And they slapped his face On every vase (on every "vahse") From appearance fees and royalties Our herc had cash to burn Now nouveau riche and famous He could tell you What the grecians earn
Say amen There he goes again Sweet and undefeated And an awesome ten for ten Folks lined up Just to watch him flex And this perfect package Packed a pair of pretty pecs
Herc-ie, he comes He sees, he conquers Honey, the crowds were Going bonkers He showed the moxie, brains and spunk From zero to hero A major hunk Zero to hero And who'd have thunk?
Who put the glad in gladiator? Hercules! Whose daring deeds are great theatre? Hercules! Is he bold? No one braver Is he sweet? Our favorite flavor Hercules! Hercules! Hercules! Hercules! Hercules! Hercules!
Bless my soul Herc was on a roll Undefeated Riding high And the nicest guy Not conceited He was a nothing A zero, zero Now he's a hot shot He's a hero He hit the heights at breakneck speed From zero to hero Herc is a hero Now he's a hero Yes indeed!