Got to Fight them off because the girls go crazy
Got to Fight them off because the girls go wild
I ain’t lying girls are dying just to make us smile
Quitting’ jobs, stealing cars, driving miles and miles

They’re Scheming.
They’re dreaming of getting on our Bus.
They’re Screaming. They’re needing.
They’re buying stuff for us!

Got to Fight them off because the girls go crazy
Got to Fight them off because the girls go wild

I ain’t fooling, girls are drooling when we hit the stage.
Someone please tell me when Ape Fight became the rage?
They’re scheming. They’re dreaming of getting on our Bus.
So tell me why should I give a fuck?

I don’t give a fuck because I’m knee-deep in Beaver.
Got to Fight them off because the girls go crazy
Pulling down their shirts, giant flirts, pulling up their skirts
Doing all they can to act sleazy and easy

Got to Fight them off because the girls go crazy
Got to Fight them off because the girls go wild