You know, Reno, we should have teamed up years ago.


We're two of a kind, all right.


Partners!


Through thick and thin!


Night and day!


Right or wrong!


If you're ever in a jam, here I am.


If you ever need a pal, I'm your gal.


If you ever feel so happy you land in jail,
I'm your bail.


It's friendship, friendship,
Just a perfect blendship,
When other friendships have been forgot
Ours will still be hot!
Lahdle-ahdle-ahdle-dig-dig-dig.


If you're ever down a well, ring my bell.


If you ever catch on fire, send a wire.


If you ever lose your teeth
When you're out to dine,
Borrow mine.


It's friendship, friendship,
Just a perfect blendship,
When other friendships have ceased to jell
Ours will still be swell!
Lahdle-ahdle-ahdle-hep-hep-hep.


If they ever black your eyes, put me wise.


If they ever cook your goose, turn me loose.


If they ever put a bullet through your brr-ain
I'll complain.

It's friendship, friendship,
Just a perfect blendship,
When other friendships go up in smoke,
Ours will still be oke!
Lahdle-ahdle-ahdle-goof-goof-goof.

If you ever lose your mind, I'll be kind.


If you ever lose your shirt, I'll be hurt.


If you're ever in a mill and get sawed in half,
I won't laugh.


It's friendship, friendship,
Just a perfect blendship,
When other friendships have been "forgate"
Ours will still be great!


If they ever crack your spine, drop a line.


If they ever cut your throat, write a note.


If they ever make a cannibal stew of you,
Invite me too!


It's friendship, friendship,
Just a perfect blendship,
When other friendships are up the crick,
Ours will still be slick!
Lahdle-ahdle-ahdle-


Quack-quack-quack


Woof-woof-woof

When other friendships have been forgot,
Ours will still be hot!

[Moon]
Quack-quack-quack

[Reno]
Woof-woof-woof