when i was young
woke up on xmas morning
santa brought the wrong gift for me
motherfucker, suck my balls!

u ever heard about bitches? i said BI-TCH u dick sucker
sex professionals, not fucking fishing boats
u give her some money, gets pleasure, (by/for/on?) loads
have u ever fucked miss Santa? guess not! u deer fucker
u fuck your fucking goblins, don´t u? ohh.......fuck ya!!!!!

(chorus)
have a merry xmas
what´s that fuck for?
santa claus? religion?
Weren´t we in war?
drink champagne,
till you fall on the floor!
wanna give me a present?
pay me a whore!


u supid fat ancient! are you round the bend?
u´ve got your deers, me, not a single girfriend
hundreds of dick-suckers working for you
and i can´t have a single pussy with big nice boobs
u fat red bearded pig, chimney fucker
i ask you a bitch, you give me a hooker!
(repete chorus 2x)