Agitated
And I hate it
I?m in a fix, and it?s gigantic
Used to be a
Bang-and-see-ya
And now am I romantic?!

I know
That I
Mighta led you on to get you off
But to say you love me
And I love you
We?re talkin? no way, okay?

(Chorus)
Ridi-i-i-cu-lou-ou-ous
You and me? Me and you?
Even thinkin? it is jus?
Ridi-i-i-cu-lou-ou-ous
Isn?t true! Isn?t true
Totally ri-ri-ridiculous

Once I jumped ya
Shoulda dumped ya
Instead o? tuck myself in with ya
I was stupid,
I was ?Screw it!?
I mean, as if I?d miss ya

I know
That I
Mighta led you on to get you off
But to say you love me
And I love you
We?re talkin? no way, okay?

(Chorus)
Ridi-i-i-cu-lou-ou-ous
You and me? Me and you?
Even thinkin? it is jus?
Ridi-i-i-cu-lou-ou-ous
Isn?t true! Isn?t true
Totally ri-ri-ridiculous

You shut your face, or dude, I swear
I?ll shut it for ya I don?t care
If from your lips that rumor spreads
You?re dead!

Ya kiss
?N? tell
Everybody it was nothin?
?Cause somethin? else
Isn?t true! Isn?t true!
Totally ridiculous!

(Chorus)
Ridi-i-i-cu-lou-ou-ous
You and me? Me and you?
Even thinkin? it is jus?
Ridi-i-i-cu-lou-ou-ous
Isn?t true! Isn?t true
Totally ri-ri-ridiculous.