I wanna be Julia Roberts in the movies
I wanna make you laugh and make you cry
Make you want to be me

Then I wanna steal
All of her beautiful appeal
And wrap it up so no else can see

That's the truth
Them are the facts
I'm a self-obsessed little brat

That's the deal
I got no couth
It's a sorted disease from my unrequited youth

Then I wanna die
Right here in Hollywood's eye
So everyone and their mother will remember me

Then I'm gonna slap your tears
All over my fears
Like a Band-Aid covering the lonely only truth

I wanna be loved
I wanna be loved
I wanna be loved

I wanna be a hooker, I wanna be a saint
I wanna be your best friend at your wedding
I wanna be your runaway bride

I wanna be a girl just looking at a boy
Waiting to be loved
I wanna be you

Then I'm gonna die
Right here in Hollywood's eye
So everyone and their mother will remember me

Then I'm gonna slap your tears
All over my fears
Like a Band-Aid covering the lonely only truth

I wanna be loved
I wanna be loved
I wanna be loved by everyone

I wanna be loved
I wanna be loved
I wanna be loved by everyone

I wanna be loved
I wanna be loved
I wanna be loved by everyone

That's the truth
Them are the facts
I'm a self-obsessed little brat