My life is brilliant
My name is James
I'm only seven
And that explains
Why I've never had a best friend
Until you came along
But people stop and they look at us
And they say that it's wrong

They say you're a peadophile
You're a peadophile
You'er a peadophile - they say

Your name is Clive, and you are forty-five
But you don't let that come between us
And you make me hold your... hand.

We went to the park
We fed bread to a duck
Then you took me home so that we could... eat dinner.
And now I've got your fish fingers in my tum
And then you tried to push your... food on my plate.

You're a peadophile
You'er a peadophile - they say

But I don't care cause your always there
Like when you helped me find my spectacles
And when you fiddle with my... hair

You find me after school, you watch me in the pool, you make me laugh when you act silly
You take me to the swings, you by me sweets and things And sometimes I play with your... watch.

You're a peadophile
You'er a peadophile - they say

Or have I misheard, yeah I've said the wrong word
I mean that you are my bay sitter.

Although you are my babysitter you still take me up the...shops