Hey, fellas! Here's a letter from a girl named Mary
Who wants to know what you like to do in your spare time
Now, you can tell her if you promise to do it nicely

Okay!

Great!

Sure!

Simon?

I like to play baseball

Theodore!

I like to go swimming

We like to watch movies

Alvin?

With pretty women

We like to play hopscotch
And ping-pong too
But we don't like to clean the house
Scrub the floor
Do you?
We like to have lots of fun
And sing these songs for you

Very good, boys! What else do you like to do?

We like to play football
We like to ride ponies
We like to go bowling

With pretty women

We like to watch Chester

Mr. Villain

But we don't like to mow the lawn
Rake the leaves
Do you?
We like to have lots of fun
And sing these songs for you

I like to break dishes

I knew it

And fight with the squirrels

Alvin

I like to pull pigtails

Alvin!

When they're on girls

Alvin!

We like to eat candy

Simon, Theodore!

And talk in school

Alvin, just a minute! You

But we don't like to study much
Arithmetic

Makes me sick

Alvin! What Do You Mean You Like To Fight With Squirrels
And Pull Pigtails On Girls And Arithmetic Makes