So you're in love with a straight girl... I see
The problem all the time is people keep asking me
What do I do to change her mind?
Absolutely nothing 'cause it's probably a waste of time
After time, I see it again
You gotta crush your love with your straight best friend
So what can I do to change your ways?
Because a straight girl will come
but a straight girl will never stay

Why oh Why do you think it's okay?
To pursue when you knew she wasn't gay?
Why oh why are you coming to me?
When there's five words to learn
Let the straight girls be!

Let's rewind to the time when you first came out
When a guy would emply that you had a doubt
It's all a cycle when you partied the two
Every group is guilty and now
The blame is placed on you
You should move on
It's not happening here
If she tells you that she's straight
that doesn't mean that she's queer
What can I do to get it through your brain?
Just don't fall in love with the only one you can't obtain

Why oh why do you think it's okay?
To pursue when you knew she wasn't gay?
Find the right girl for you
When you're done the right one will
Love girls too

Don't do it, stop, what are you doing?
Don't do it, stop, what are you doing?
Find the right girl for you
When you're done the right one will
Love girls too