You don't wear a beanie in the summer for no reason
Or a baseball tee when it's not baseball season
If you check her nails and they're always trimmed
Or Kstew is her style twin
She knows a lit bit too much about the L word
She rolls her sleeves up
when she's wearing pocket t-shirts

And when she compliments
You just feel confident
You know how she rolls but you're still not sure
Oh oh maybe she's just being nice
Oh or you can take my advice

If she looks like she'd want a few cats
If her closet is full of snapbacks
You lock eyes that implies
That you're in luck my friend
'Cause she's probably a lesbian

Blue isn't just her favourite colour it's the warmest
And her low cut tank top collection is enormous
If plaid or flannels are her go to thing
Sit back and listen to your gaydar ping
She walks around just like she owns the place
You mention pride and she can't keep a straight face
Sometimes the hottie-ness
Just makes it obvious
But it doesn't happen every single case

Oh oh maybe she's just being nice
Oh or you can take my advice

If she looks like she'd want a few cats
If her closet is full of snapbacks
You lock eyes that implies
That you're in luck my friend
'Cause she's probably a lesbian

If she does all these things but she's not out of the closet
Then we don't know for sure
But I'm sure gonna call it
Win some or lose some you roll the dice
When you're taking my advice, but

If she looks like she'd want a few cats
If her closet is full of snapbacks
You lock eyes that implies
That you're in luck my friend
'Cause she's probably a lesbian

If her purse is also a backpack
She's always watching Orange Is The New Black
You lock lips I insist
That you're in luck my friend
'Cause she's probably a lesbian
(She's probably a lesbian)