Welcome to the big show
Welcome to the circus
Welcome to the madhouse
Welcome to the big show
Welcome to the circus
Welcome to the madhouse

Landline only, so retro
Please put away your camera phone
I love the carpet, real soft on my feet
You can't talk about what you see

Welcome to the big show
Welcome to the circus
Welcome to the madhouse
Welcome to the big show
Welcome to the circus
Welcome to the madhouse

You can't talk about what you see here
You can't talk about what you see here
You can't talk about what you see here
You can't talk about what you see here
Here, here, here
Here, here, here, here, here

Big man standing, eight feet tall
Gold mask wearing, two girls crawl
I love the carpet, real soft on my feet
You can't talk about what you see

You can't talk about what you see here
You can't talk about what you see here
You can't talk about what you see here
You can't talk about what you see here