She calls it histrionics,
When she blatantly mis-read what she likes to spout
Little miss-diagnosis,
Picks up on misdemeanors starts justifying her pout
and sleeping about

There's a girl that everyone knows
she seems to like to sleep around
Inappropriately approachable
I doubt she'd turn you down

Out to town with her purse
she wont be needing nothing more
Except a fresh pair of knickers for
the morning after the night before

She calls it histrionics,
When she blatantly mis-read what she likes to spout
Little miss-diagnosis,
Picks up on misdemeanors starts justifying her pout
and sleeping about

She's not your average slapper,
5inch heels 2inch waist and a 15ft hair cut
She looks pretty dapper, but in the morning you'll wake up
wondering what you've done...

She calls it histrionics,
When she blatantly mis-read what she likes to spout
Little miss-diagnosis,
Picks up on misdemeanors starts justifying her pout
and sleeping about