Well if I had money,
I'd tell you what I'd do,
I go downtown buy a mercury or two.
Crazy bout a mercury,
Lord I'm crazy bout a mercury,
I'm gonna buy me a mercury & cruise it up & down the road.

Well the girl I love,
I stole her from a friend.
He got lucky stole her back again,
She heard he had a mercury.
Lord she's crazy bout a mercury.
I'm gonna buy me a mercury & cruise it up & down the road.

Hey now mama
You look so fine
Driven round in your mercury 49'
Crazy bout a mercury
Lord I'm crazy bout a mercury
I'm gonna buy me a mercury & cruise it up & down the road.

Well my baby went out
Didn't stay long,
Bought herself a mercury, come a cruisen home.
She's crazy bout a mercury,
Yeah she's crazy bout a mercury.
I'm gonna buy me a mercury & cruise it up & down the road.
(Ahhh cruise now)

Well if I had money,
I'd tell you what I'd do,
I go downtown buy a mercury or two.
Crazy bout a mercury,
Lord I'm crazy bout a mercury,
I'm gonna buy me a mercury & cruise it up & down the road.
I'm gonna buy me a mercury & cruise it up & down the road.
I'm gonna buy me a mercury & cruise it up & down the road.