Ok, I forgot about the trash
I didn't trim the long hairs on my mustache
I did buy you a ring (I believe it was back in '93)
Alright, I admit, I forgot our anniversary
I did pick up the baby
This mornin at the nursery
That ain't no big thing
It's a gold star for me

You get tired and disgusted with me
And i can't be just what you want me to be
I still love ya and I try real hard
I swear one day you'll have a brand new car
I even ask the lord to try and help me
He looked down from heaven, said to tell ya to please