Bummerland
Here I am
Better nix my summer plans
Bummerland
Give a cheer
Cause you're only going up from here

This month
I got seven haircuts
And now my hair is all gone
It's sad but
I've been alone for too long
So I keep getting haircuts

It's my all time low
And I just can't wait
Cause the quicker I'm there
Is the quicker I'll say

Bummerland
Here I am
Better nix my summer plans
Bummerland
Give a cheer
Cause you're only going up from here

Bummerland
Here I am
Better nix my summer plans
Bummerland
Sorry dear
But you're only going up from here

My friends
Always pay for my drinks
I can't afford no nice things
But I hope
My bank account gets so low
Even zero
So next year
When I buy that first beer
I'll be a goddamn hero

It's my all time low
And I just can't wait
Cause the quicker I'm there
Is the quicker I'll say

Bummerland
Here I am
Better nix my summer plans
Bummerland
Give a cheer
But you're only going up from here

Bummerland
Here I am
And there ain't no funner land
Bummerland
It's kinda weird
But you're only going up from here