When I was a kid
My whole reality split
I was living a lie
I was a killing machine
I was a war lord
When I closed my eyes

I had to talk to the teacher
She talked to my mom
We had a real long talk
I had to talk to the teacher
She talked to my mom
They made the visions stop

When I was a kid
I was a total dick
To inanimate objects
The world beat the hell from me
I took it out on a tree
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I took it out on a fig tree
Out on the lawn
I took it out on the backyard
And behind Rite Aid
I took it out on the crates
And on the shopping carts

Meanwhile on another plane
I was the king of pain
An unspeakable cruelty
I set the mommy on fire
I set the baby on fire
Not even Jesus could stop me

Stop, stop, stop