In life one has to face a huge assortment
Of nauseating fads and good advice
There's health and fitness
diet and deportment


And other pointless forms of sacrifice
Conversation? wit? I am a doubter
Manners? charm?
they're no way to impress
So forget the inner me, observe the outer
I am what I wear and how I dress


Now I believe in looking
like my time on earth is cooking
Whether polka dotted
striped or even checks
With some glamour guaranteeing
every fiber of my being
Is displayed to quite remarkable effect


From your cradle via trousseau
to your death bed you're on view so
Never compromise accept no substitute
I would rather wear a barrel
than conservative apparel
A dress has always been
my strongest suit


Overwear
underwear
anytime
anywhere


Staying in or hitting townwards,
from the top and working downwards
I ensure that every stitch
is stitched in time


Whether wig or hat or turban,
whether clad boudoir or urban
Not to strut your stuff
outrageously's a crime


And the few who are invited
to my wardrobe are delighted
As they wander through my things
to find en route


That in negligee or formal
I am anything but normal


for that dress has always been
my strongest suit
I am what I wear
I said anytime
Anywhere


So bring me out my finest,
most audacious, my divinest
Most revealing, most expensive and to boot
Most arresting, most heart-stopping,
most free-flowing, most eye-popping
Most arresting, most heart-stopping
A dress has always been my strongest suit
my strongest suit
You know that
I am what I wear
A dress has always been
my strongest suit


So bring me out my finest,
most audacious, my divinest
Most revealing, most expensive and to boot
Most arresting, most heart-stopping,
most free-flowing, most eye-popping
A dress has always been my strongest suit
my strongest suit
you Know, I am what I wear
dress has always been my strongest
my strongest
my strongest
my strongest
my strongest
my strongest suit